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spracker

moron, person of low intelligence and/or ridicule, idiot
She's such a spracker
by Death Monk May 7, 2003
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Spackle

When someone is so "special" you have to invent a new word for them
Man I just had a customer on the line, he was really SPACKLE!!
by myspace.com/noisepilotsuk February 13, 2009
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Spackleback

When generally, but not always, a man ejaculates on the back of another.
Last night I gave her spackleback after riding her dogie style.
by Greg The Great 1973 October 2, 2010
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spackle dwarf

to get completely owned allot more than just regular owned. it says you just got owned and are the bigest joo i have ever seen.
by rob the joo May 15, 2006
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spackle tackle

A combat move. usually when completely plastered, when one decides it would be a good idea to throw one's friends up against, or possibly through, the nearest wall or coffee table. The resulting holes or marks on the wall, in addition to being very noticable, are considered worthy of being fixed promptly, unlike "I'll get to that later" things such as hundreds of beer cans around the drinking place, or puke all over the bathroom.
Home Depot cashier: Are you sure you need all this wall spackle?

Broham: Yeah, actually, my bro totally spackle tackled me through the wall so hard last night at the kegger it left a fuckin' hole. Gotta start repairin' that shit somewhere.
by Alex Virgo October 22, 2007
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Splackle

The build up of crust on the finger due to improper washing after fingerbanging is called Splackle.

The actual performing of the act in progress drops the "e" and adds an "ing," creating the word Splacking.

Synonyms: Harmonica Fingers, The Abe Lincoln, Uteran Cuticles, Birth
Used properly in a sentence: Thy fingers penetrated her frothy beef-mantle before passing out. Upon awaking the neUsed properly in a sentence: Thy fingers penetrated her frothy beef-mantle before passing out. Upon awaking the next morning, the excess Splackle around my anterior knuckle reminded me of how distasteful the sea-donkey of a whore was.xt morning, the excess Splackle around my anterior knuckle reminded me of how distasteful the sea-donkey of a whore was.
by Yep, It's Brian! January 4, 2009
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Spackle

When someone misplaces your casual reading glasses
Where are my glasses? I thought I put them in this glasses case?!

No, I put them in your other glasses case. Sorry, I spackled you.
by rosemaylodge July 5, 2012
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