sploofledorf

a short person with afro like hair

The sploofledorf had to strain his head back to see peoples' faces as he walked down the street.

by jesse grondin October 15, 2008

dr splooge

n. a person who is a professional or expert in the art of 'splooging'

What's up dr splooge, how was your date last night?

by The SplieveBDS January 2, 2014

splooge

1.
v. intr.
To jettison excess sperm during the peak of male sexual arousal while engaging in sexual activity.

2.
v. intr.
To take part in manual stimulation of the penis.

3.
n.
The excess sperm jettisoned during manual or foreign stimulation of the male reproductive organ.

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Splooger
1.
n.
One that engages in splooging.

1. As I sat on the receiving end of oral stimulation, I splooged in my significant other's visual receptor.
2. I had not encountered any female willing to peak my reproductive organ's arousal, so I engaged in splooging for two hours to rid myself of undesirable sexual tension.
3. I took part in opening my content storage locker only to find my shirt overlaid with splooge.

by M. Anst April 20, 2006

Sploon

sploon (noun); verb, splooned, splooning, adj sploony

noun (onomatopoeic)

1. A dreadful painful wailing whooping noise specifically on the guitar, often heard during a preposterously self indulgent guitar solo. always out of context to the music being played and often with the use of a whammy bar.

"Whoa did you hear that total sploon from Stevie fucking Vye there? - He's playing the hokey-cokey at a third birthday party - not fucking Madison Square Garden!"

by Jock Ferrie June 12, 2013

splooge

To heavily cream yourself

gabe huged alyssa and splooged in his pants

by dufa July 23, 2006

splooch

the odd sound made by a large rock when it strikes water at a right angle.

The rock made a splooching sound when it hit the water.

by Anonymous November 7, 2002

Splodge

The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm

Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaffney in a potential reach around situation.

by Liz_Rodo February 13, 2008