broken sprinkler

the act of a girl giving one a handjob while one is urinating, thus creating a mess

-What did you do with that girl?
-I took that girl i met at the bar to the bathroom and she gave me a broken sprinkler!

by THaT GUUUYYY May 14, 2010

sprinkle snout

When you squeeze the shaft of your penis before ejaculation. You then put the head of the penis, as far as it will go, into the girl's nose. Let the ejaculation proceed up her nostrils. Girls have been known to sneeze it out or let it drip out.

I think we are ready to try sprinkle snout, eh?

by Beaner101 January 20, 2010

Hookins sprinkler

A mixture of the dance move 'the sprinkler' done in the middle of the club whilst jerking your love stick.

That dude on the dance floor was doing the Hookins sprinkler- what a dick!

Or can be just abbreviated - that dude is such a Hookins!

by HarryBb November 17, 2011

Splinkety Splonk

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

Moscow sprinkler

Booking a hotel suite with a huge bed and then hiring Russian prostitutes to pee on your face.

Although quite messy, the urine in a Moscow sprinkler is actually sterile!

by BreathyBooger January 12, 2017

tittie sprinkles

freckles on a womans boobies

tits boobs hooters boobies melons titties sweater meatjugstittie sprinkles

by sulfurboy February 21, 2009

Sprinkles

a code name for spirits mixed with juice or any other innocuous beverage

Neb: Hey, you want some juice?
Chibbles: Na, son, juice is for fags.
Neb: Are you sure? Its got sprinkles.
Chibbles: Ah hellz yeah! I likes sprinkles.

by Nebtastic July 12, 2010