slippery salamander

Using harley grease as lube for a rough night with a hairy biker.

when a boy by the name of michael takes harley grease and applies it to his salamander (penis) and proceeds to stick it in hells angels sweaty/hairy asshole, he is performing the slippery salamander.

by mikeshithole August 5, 2007

slamadan

The act of slamming ones penis with large (preferably blunt) object until numb then proceeding to fornicate. Also known as 'Smash and Bang' or 'The Numb Missile'

Fancy a Slamadan? Slamadanning is my favourite? Fuck Ramadan it's all about Slamadan! I Slamadanned her all night!

by 1234567paper February 24, 2011

Salamafied

The act of becoming so baked you become trapped within your own mind. The individual will usually become so zombified they become more lost than last years easter egg. Sometimes resulting in the individual demanding salami for sustenance and not shutting the hell up.

Dude...I got salamafied last night. Those edibles were so strong. Wait, maybe it was because I ate the entire carton.

by quayside September 18, 2018

salamander

the greasy turd that shoots out after a large meal with green chili, sloppy joes or beer

Wow.. all that beer and burritos last night made me dump a salamander in stall 1!!

by mimesscareme April 1, 2009

SIlly Salamander

Someone trying to do something funny/cool but ends up screwing things up

Jimmy: Oh no! I burned our tickets to the basketball game attempting to do a magic trick!
Bobby: You silly salamander!!!

by Silly Salamander January 7, 2015

Shlama

A Shlama is a sheep-llama hybrid.
They are known to live on cold mountains.

Check it out, it's a Shlama!

by SweeperOfDreams13 May 8, 2004

spamatee

<n.> one who generates titles for spam emails by adding random pop culture references together in an attempt to entice the recipient into opening the email

-from the South Park episode where manatees made Family Guy jokes by picking pop culture reference balls

-coined by Mike Parker of collegeuniv.com and writer/animator of College University

"Title: Nazi Toddlers Ruined My Birthday, this email must have been made by spamatees."

by Paswa August 19, 2008