Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 10, 2014

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014

Shaffa

Tobacco, used in the netherlands in street language.

Pass me your shaffa.

by LickMyAss4times April 25, 2010

Saffinating

to be relaxing or extremely comfortable.

I stepped into the warm saffinating tub and realized I had forgotten to light the candles.

by bohemianmidget September 5, 2011

Saffie Effect

The Saffie Effect is what happens when a Saffie mesmerises you into looking at something you had no intention of looking at

OMG did you see how she's made me look at that girl? That's the Saffie Effect!

by Stone-Cold_Psycho September 21, 2018

Saff

Saff is the nickname for a person named Saffron. It’s pronounced: Sah-ff

“Yo hey Saffron!”
“Oh call me Saff!”
“Oh okay, hey Saff!”

by saffrond February 3, 2020

shaffana

A girl that is a reliable friend will be there when you need her

Shaffana is what I call the baddest bitch I know

by •HxNnXh• February 9, 2021