spaff

willy clouds

spaff on helen

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018

Spaff

Martin Luther king is a fucktard lol

Spaff lol

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

Spaffnugget

Ordering at MacDonalds 6 Chicken Nuggets and then ceremoniously ejaculating on then in front of the waiter.

I ordered a large coke and fries , If you piss me off i will spaffnugget on that nanny's Nuggets

by FatJohnisyourmum February 20, 2019

spaff lord

Someone who excels in the art of jizzing.

Jimmy: Did you see the new Kid!
Paul: Yeah apparently he's the new spaff lord.

by heh3heh3heh3 September 4, 2019

Spaffchomper

Someone so incompetent or unbelievably not of this world or stupid that they chew or chomp on spaff( male ejaculate or “cum”) rather than the most obvious and traditional response of spitting or swallowing.

He proved he was a complete and utter spaffchomper with his suggestion he could rely on peoples common sense.

He entered the shop without a face mask proving he was a spaffchomper.

by Postnubes633 August 13, 2020

spaffnuffer

Dirty pommie grub

Oi, spaffnuffer, get the schooners in.

by Pending Aussie November 21, 2020

Spaffa cake

When you jizz on a Jaffa Cake then eat it.

Those Spaffa Cakes are so tasty.

by Waynedip December 27, 2020