Sober Monitor

someone who is supposed to be sober at an event and monitor proceedings, but would often rather drink

Ali was supposed to be the sober monitor for the party Thursday, but was the drunkest girl at the party by 10:30pm.

by ginger125 February 12, 2016

Sober Attack

A panic attack which is caused by the lack of Cannabis, cbd, and thc present in the bloodstream. If a Marijuana enthusiast, one who usually is medicated by 4:20pm, for whatever reason does not partake, a sober attack may occur.

symptoms: anxiety
feelings of hopelessness
irritability
dizziness
mood swings
hopelessness
blurred vision
jumbled speech
nausea
loss of train of thought
writer's block
photosensitivity

: Hey, how's your day going?
Me: it sucks, I had a sober attack and could not even move out of bed and my world crashed down
: oh well I have something for that.
Me: YOU BETTER HAVE SOME REEFERS OR ELSE I'LL CHOKE YOU!
friend: yes i have reefers
Me: my day is much better now, good looking out on the reefers fam

by darthreyder November 20, 2011

sober goggles

A guy who in a clearminded, sober state, still thinks ugly girls are attractive.

Damn, Bill's girlfriend is one ugly ass ho. He's got some serious sober goggles.

by Mikeecht November 25, 2007

Sober Nancy

The sole sober individual in a group of intoxicated or inebreated people, who is annoying the group and/or decreasing the level of fun.

Nicole was the Sober Nancy for the night, for she cock-blocked everyone and kept suggesting that it was too loud.

by Col. Sandersen June 20, 2008

sober drunk

The feeling of being drunk with the rest of your friends when you are actually completely sober.

It's ok if I'm the DD, I can still get sober drunk with you!

by emspeanut July 29, 2014

sober irishman

Rarest kind of Humans on Earth!!!

I don't Understand, a SOBER Irishman!! do they exist

by welsh moshur June 18, 2006

anti-sober

To not care, to have tried and tried but have gotten nowhere. Not an act of defeat but an act of rebellion.understanding you dont want what everybody else has.feeling completed and wanting nothing.letting life's current take control of your entire self worth and shows you the bigger picture. Self destruction really is the first step into enlightenment. Damn everything and persue disire

till you find what you really need to exist.

Anti-sober : if you need an example then stay sober.

by im jacob an i hate you December 02, 2013