2 definitions by Col. Sandersen

The sole sober individual in a group of intoxicated or inebreated people, who is annoying the group and/or decreasing the level of fun.
Nicole was the Sober Nancy for the night, for she cock-blocked everyone and kept suggesting that it was too loud.
by Col. Sandersen June 20, 2008
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When purchasing marijuana, you receive much more weed than you paid for. Maybe the dealer was being nice in hooking you up, the scale was broke, or he is just an idiot. Nonetheless, you still receive much more marijuana than you expected or bought.
Brosky #1- Yesterday, I went to pick up a dub, but my dealer gave me like three grams by mistake.

Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.
by Col. Sandersen July 20, 2008
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