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Snowbird

snow·bird
/ˈsnōˌbərd/

noun

1. A refugee from a failed Blue state that seeks economic, climatic and political asylum in a thriving Red state on a seasonal basis. Texas and Florida are where most Snowbirds go during their annual migration.

* The term "Winter Texan" is preferred by Snowbirds but it's far too dignified.
"It appears that most snowbirds are rude ingrates."

"Did you see that Snowbird mesmerized by the asparagus at HEB?
by Inquisitor January 28, 2023
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snowblade

Snowblades are small twin tipped ski's. To use requires no skill, style or consideration of other slope users.

A bit like rollerblading on snow with the same annoying characters doing the "sport".

The most fun to be had is to cut the little f@#kers up and watch them face plant whilst going past on your propper sized snowboard or skis.
Look at that snowblader falling on his arse... oh he got up, and he fell over again, and he got up again, and he fell over again, etc etc etc etc.
by A Boarder November 24, 2005
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Snowboarder

Well phat person has dope steez!
sport ever!
That snowboarder has dope steez- he has cool clothes
by bonzo November 27, 2003
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snowbirding

Snowbirding is when a male sneaks up on a sleeping female, opens her left eye and ejaculates inside of it. After this, the male opens the right eyelid and spits in it, before punshing her, forcing the cum through her eyelids, down her nasal passage, up into the lungs, before it is excreted via her mouth.

History: This word was Unveiled after reading the history of Lord Byron II court appeal, after being accused of sexually molesting his wife.
"Yo hommie I went snowbirding last night, and I think that your mother left a present on your carpet."
by Miss Kosberg December 31, 2004
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snorboarding

the person on the slopes that is half asleep causing at least himself or herself to fall.
Did you see the old guy snorboarding he almost took out that one kid.
by felkers law March 9, 2009
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Snowbirds

SNOWBIRDS are the people that immidiately flock to anyone that is in the act of using or preparing to use cocaine.

People that gather around you while in the act of using or preparing to use cocaine. They try and act friendly or as if they are your friend. When really are only acting selfishly, hoping to score a free line.
Man 1-Hey man would you wanna sniff a line?

Man 2- Hell yea!... But hey there's a lot of people, watch out for snowbirds!

(5mins later)Stranger- Hey can I get a line?

Man 1- f**k off you snowbird!
by Kyle The Curious October 22, 2013
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snowboarding

neo-skiing, where participants use one board and not two. Also known as one of the most labor intensive sports to learn. Has a drammatically faster learning curve than skiing.
Me: I have been skiing for eight years, and I figured out snowboarding on my first day.
Dude: Would you do it again?
Me: If I ever get a nice long winter to be able to develope the skill.
Dude: RIGHT ON!
by Pius Aeneas October 27, 2008
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