bicycle seat sniffer

A prison term for a pedophile.

I'm room mates with another parolee and he never shuts the fuck up. He's a little off. I think he might be a bicycle seat sniffer.

by nickreaper October 21, 2011

pussy sniffer

A male who is controlled by a female and does everything she says to please her. Basically "sucking up" to her, most commonly to win her heart.

Male: These past few days I've been the biggest pussy sniffer. I've done everything you've said!

by sweetfemale June 28, 2006

whiffer sniffer

a guy that goes around sniffing girl's bicycle seats in rainy weather

"I saw that guy in the parking lot. He's a whiffer sniffer allright!"

by joe mcduffie July 6, 2007

sniffer

Someone who has a sexual fetish for nuzzling someone else's asshole with their nose.

Mike's a sniffer. Those girls at the bar just want to get sniffed.

by smurghi August 2, 2008

wifi sniffer

A hacker who steals another wifi connection.

Those without firewalls should not have wifis.

by Bob Zajdel March 5, 2004

gooch sniffer

someone who sniffes the gooch

hey gooch sniffer stop sniffing my gooch!!!!!!!

by andy dicks and underwizzle and nockie boy December 28, 2005

sock sniffer

someone who samples their own odor

sock sniffer; taking your shoe off and putting your foot to your nose; wiping your ass and putting the toilet paper to your nose

by the last mr. biggs December 20, 2007