smooth jerk

a nice jerk on the low

i had a nice smooth jerk last night and busted on your pillow

by samkon gado September 29, 2007

smooth move x-lax

What you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.

George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"

Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."

George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"

by rus! January 13, 2009

smooth eternity

lasting a very long time, used especially when something is boring

This lecture is so boring, we have only been here 8 minutes and it feels like we have been here for a smooth eternity.

by cpgrad00 April 27, 2006

Smooth lippies

Smooth lippies / Slippies / S-lippys.

first coined by the BiG. P (the Pat man) Diddy To discribe head jobs.

Verb: The act of giving oral sex to a male. A female will fold her lips over her teeth to make her mouth more "smooth" This reduces the chance of injury to said male.

Ohh man she would give some wicked slippies.

The girl is on the rag so I can only cop smooth lippies this week.

She needs to suck a dick. Some Smooth lippies would ease her stress

by Barrett700 November 22, 2010

smooth reentry

1) A man who, after spending an extended period of time in a long term relationship, effectively participates in the modern dating scene without undo difficulties.

2) A space vessel entering the atmosphere with only a moderate amount of turbulence.

Bubba: Dude! Check out the arm candy on Bob! How'd he manage that? That guy hasn't dated since Bruce Willis had hair!

Jack: I see bro. That's a smooth reentry right there.

by Smooth Reentry March 7, 2013

Smooth Hump

A rhythmic, caressing, up and down motion.

I feel better than ever after that smooth hump session!

by Fuzzy Pete March 5, 2014

Smooth honeys

A groupe of extremely good looking girls.

Jhon is wheeling some smooth honeys.

by The know October 29, 2014