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Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.
Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!
by Tally P January 31, 2023
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Red Velvet Smooch

Kissing someone while having blood in your mouth
Kim: Honey there are razor blades in our kid's candy!!
Jim: *eats candy*

Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch
by AmHolding October 31, 2021
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Smooch

A girl that only sucks dick and doesn’t get anything in return
that bitch a smooch
by K.G.A October 23, 2022
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Smooch

The act of needing or wanting something from someone.
DE: Yo my Uber is here - Catch you all at the Blues game

JR: Fam, can I smooch up into that?

DE: For sure homie
by RizzleRyan June 13, 2019
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supplementary smooches

Additional or "auxiliary" facial-sucking --- i.e., more and/or differently-timed lips-and-tongue action as compared to what would normally be expected for dat particular place/time --- dat is intended to help one or both kissers to feel loved, welcome, happy, relaxed/reassured/confident, etc.
Supplementary smooches might typically happen when a guy comes to a party dat a favorite girl is also attending, and so rather than just giving her a kiss when he arrives and another one to say goodbye to her at da end of his visit, he simply engages her in a major mutual-arms-around lips-lock and doesn't break da kiss for da entire time he's there. (Well, except for da periods when they're partaking of da party's scrumptious offered delicacies, of course --- why does one's mouth have to be used for eating, as well, so dat you can't just go on smooching wif yer honey during mealtime???)
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
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