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Smegma lord

A gamer or geeky dude who has bad hygiene, smells bad and does not wear deodorant.
Don’t want to go to the super smash bros tournament since there are too many smegma lords and it reeks.
by MisamisaHime June 11, 2022
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smegma

a word first found on a garfield t shirt from a cheap website. it means the fluids that build up under your foreskin.
"if i get circumcised, where will i keep my smegma?"
by allan the cakeman June 10, 2021
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aluminated smegma shake

When a man with his pubes shaved into the form of a hitler stash jumps on a trampoline shaking his smegma everywhere smacking every dwarf in town.
My friend Jim got hit with Tylers aluminated smegma shake.
by ScottLilDong December 14, 2016
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What the smegma

A phrase used to emphasize surprise, similar to “WTF” or “WTH”. In addition to a surprise element, it adds a rather disgusting emotional response.
Is that your mom’s prolapsed butthole? What the smegma!
by Evola May 12, 2024
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Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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smegma

smegma is a cheese like matter underneath the foreskin due to lack of hygiene
im gonna rub my smegma all over you
by anonymous January 7, 2025
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Smegma

A rather cheesy substance which is formed under the forskin mostly surrounding the rim of the jeb this cheesy malfunction could most definitely be removed by grating your smeggy bull head with a cheese greater
Cumley:ooh look at the cheese under my forskin

Rold:OMG cummers it’s #SMEGMA
by Bigboyroldaha August 21, 2018
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