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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

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by ni double g a June 13, 2025

Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025

Smegma Bucket

A person who enjoins having smegma be discarded either in or on themselves

Person 1: Uhhhh! yeah baby, take my smegma
Person 2: Ahww yeah im your little smegma bucket!!!

by Smegma SwallowerXXX August 29, 2025

isma smegma

Smegma a cheesy like substance hidden within the dark depths of the body
Isma the great tall hideous mythical monster that everyone should be familiar with

don't get near it it might give you the smegma touch....

EWWWWWWWW theres isma smegma everywhere

by allahistheone February 19, 2025

Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.

Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."

by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025

Smegma cube

When you get a toothpick rub it around your foreskin and gather all of the smegma you have been saving up and shape it into a cube.
You can eat it for a snack.

Yo let’s make a smegma cube and save it for the UFC fights later.

by SFJah October 18, 2025

smegma ai

The powerful Smegma AI Generator employs advanced machine learning models trained on millions of Smegma images to produce high-quality, customized Smegma art.

Omg smegma ai made a wonderful art piece of Charlie Kirks smegma!
Ask smegma ai to rate your harvest!

by smegmaConsumer December 4, 2025