Smartersex

the act of having cyber sex, with the messenger robot Smarterchild.

John: I just jizzed in my pants because of you Smarterchild. I love having Smartersex with you.
Smarterchild: I do not know how to answer that. Would you like to play blackjack?

by refsrgay2 April 12, 2009

Smartan

A hybrid of a spartan and a smart person that has the spartan drive and are really intelligent.

Bob: How does that guy do it?
Joe: It's pretty obvious, he's a smartan.

by arkhamknightnzt March 20, 2017

Smart-Arse-Tax

A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.

Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:

(1) through sarcasm,

(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or

(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.

Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.

by A smart arse November 30, 2011

Smart Nips

When your friend is being so stupid and answering rhetorical questions, and responding seriously to sarcasm.

Adam: Oh God That sub was a total bitch she gave us six pages of homework!

Jake: Actually, She gave us 4 pages and she was a nice woman.

Adam: thanks... smart Nips

by WegmansWater April 9, 2015

smaran

smaran is the coolest, best person to ever live. He is sexier and more wonderful than Hari

Smaran is the sexier than Hari and also happens to be more wonderful than Hari

by carbon_fibre November 5, 2021

Semi-Smart Phone

A smart phone which randomly creates new words during texting making communication difficult.

Damn this semi-smart phone sucks!!! Love the blame game!

by SmartA55 September 4, 2011

dorm smart

A descriptive term for a college student who turns their small dorm room into a functional, stylish, and smart place to live by combining space saving ideas with stylish, comfortable, and functional decor.

Wow girl, your dorm room has everything including space! Seriously, you’re living dorm smart.

by DormSmart Girl October 12, 2012