spice-smelling

A cis-het-man who uses so much perfume he basically stinks like he bathed in hundreds of spices, which just don’t fit. He does that so get a womans attention and is very creepy while doing that. He usually gets rejected and can’t take the rejection so he gets aggressive or just shamelessly rude.

1. That creepy MF dude is very spice-smelling.
2. I don’t ever want to see that spice-smelling MF ass douche bag again.

by Turtle lover3000 October 17, 2021

Sex Smelling Salts

A woman wakes her man up by dipping her fingers in her wet pussy and lathering it on his sleeping mouth lips.

'She woke me up with those sweet sex smelling salts this morning.'

by RedNexDex April 20, 2024

Logical Stalling Tactic

The use of logical demands—requests for definitions, demands for evidence, requests for clarification—not to advance understanding but to delay, distract, or derail conversation. Logical stalling tactics are what happens when someone asks "define your terms" not because they need definitions but because they want to stop the argument. It's the logic of "what do you mean by 'fair'?" (asked for the tenth time), of "prove that assertion" (after the tenth proof). Logical stalling tactics are beloved of bad-faith arguers who know they can't win but can always delay. The cure is recognizing when stalling is happening and refusing to play—offering definitions once, then moving on; providing evidence once, then demanding engagement.

Example: "Every time she made a point, he demanded a definition, a source, a proof. Not because he needed them—he never engaged with what she provided—but because each demand slowed her down, exhausted her, drained the conversation. Logical stalling tactics had turned dialogue into obstacle course. She eventually stopped trying, which was his goal all along."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 17, 2026

Jaleel Stallings

A guy from Minnesota who unknowingly shot at Minneapolis police in 2020 because they shot rubber bullets from a rented van and didn't identify himself.

He was acquitted of ALL charges and paid $1.5 million by the City of Minneapolis, and the cop who kicked him pleaded guilty to a felony.

Jaleel Stallings started the Good Apple Initiative to aid officers who want to report misconduct but fear retaliation.

by MrKrabsIHaveAnIdea February 28, 2025

Lookin vicious and smelling delicious

When yo girl is so fine and smellin good you just want to bite her

When your girl walks in the room after you haven't seen her all day lookin vicious and smelling delicious because she is wearing that perfume that takes your breath away cause it smells so good and lookin good because she just be lookin good

by Lookin vicious and smelling de December 3, 2020

I'm smelling poo

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo

I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father

by poida August 12, 2021

Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.

Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

by anonymous December 8, 2023