alpaca smacka

Female donkey punch from the front. This is where, during missionary, the female will distract the male with sexy banter and then surprise the male with a right (or left) hook to the temple. This prolongs the experience and further arouses the female who is into rough play. The male will often be disoriented and have to concentrate extra hard on the task at hand.

Yo! Did you hear about the Craig Machine? He took home that bar skank last night and in mid plow, that chic full on Alpaca Smacka’ed him! Almost broke his orbital socket. Make fun of him the next time you see him.

by The Iracorn February 24, 2023

Double Sack Taint Smack

When two guys are fucking the same girl, one in the front and one in the back, and their timing gets messed up leading them to smack eachothers balls on the girl's taint

Me and Jim were fucking this chick the other day and he screwed up the timing and we ended up doing the double sack taint smack!

by Corey3259 April 11, 2015

Wrap say he smack

Something absolute chads say when they're trying to throw off noob in a Roblox rap battle

Chad: Wrap say he smack wrap say he smack

Noob: Wrap say he smack

Chad: haha she said it

by Xanderisreallycool December 4, 2020

smackaroos

what you say referencing a lot of money

her dental bill was 2400 smackaroos!!

by poeticalgrl October 8, 2008

yackity smack

AKA "jib jab" AKA WHAT THA FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT!!?

Stop talkin all that yackity smack and shut the fuck up

by Quintin Lewis November 14, 2004

QWERTY Smack

Verb. To smack someone in the face with a standard keyboard, also known as a QWERTY board due to the first six letters in the top left being Q W E R T Y.

"Did you see that, I can't belive he just smacked him with a keyboard!"
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."

by Jelula July 30, 2008

Smackban

Adj. - to simultaneously smack and ban a deserving noob.

Eve smackbans Primo while MadHatter laughs

by Hunter22Prime September 19, 2010