by alfaubaseball31 June 02, 2011
This term is used similarly as calling "shotgun" to sit in the front passenger seat of a car. You can only call slippery Mexican once another person has already called shotgun (before you) and has justly reserved a front seat... Right as the person opens the front passenger side door to sit down, quickly and discreetly "slip" past them from the side and into the seat, all the while calling "Slippery Mexican". After your ass is firmly planted in shotgun you have won the spot fair and square. See "Border Patrol" in order to defend against this technique.
Friend: "Shotgun"
Me: "Damn, OK looks like i'm sitting in the back..."
*Waits for friend to open door*
Me: "Slippery Mexican"
*Slides past friend and sits in shotgun*
Friend: You're the worst kind of person.
*Friend sits in back with a look of disgust on his face for the duration of the car ride*
Me: "Damn, OK looks like i'm sitting in the back..."
*Waits for friend to open door*
Me: "Slippery Mexican"
*Slides past friend and sits in shotgun*
Friend: You're the worst kind of person.
*Friend sits in back with a look of disgust on his face for the duration of the car ride*
by Tmoney06789 August 07, 2014
A Slipper Turtle is when a man is very bored with sex, and just wants to end it. The man will be looking for a way out, to end the sex and just get out of the situation. Keep in mind however, they must be performing anal sex with the girl. He will act as though he is close to a climax, and inside of ejaculation inside of her, he will urinate inside her anus. The phrase has to do with later in the day\evening when the female must perform a bowl movement. The urine will make the movement slippery, and the movement is referred to as a 'turtle'.
by Burn Down Horizon. October 04, 2009
When you piss on a girls tits. Then after pissing on her tits, squeeze out a solid turd in between her tits. After shitting on her tits you squeeze her tits together and the turd pops out of her tits and hits her in the chin.
by jaymcc September 19, 2008
(AKA Slick Rick for short)
When a female is giving you some top during the winter, and as winter is cold and flu season, she has the sniffles and sneezes on your dick, then proceeds to use the mucus from her sneeze as lubricant for anal
When a female is giving you some top during the winter, and as winter is cold and flu season, she has the sniffles and sneezes on your dick, then proceeds to use the mucus from her sneeze as lubricant for anal
by Lilcooldude44 December 06, 2016
The slippery clam is the act of taking a big swig of cold water right before going down on your lady's parts, a guaranteed crowd pleaser! Warning: it gets very slippery.
by Bennie Codgers April 01, 2011
by Greasy Ricky February 25, 2008