Slippery straw

A straw, when given from a batista, where she makes it slippery by sliding it between her pu$$y lips before putting it in the drink.

Barista: Would you like a slippery straw with your white chocolate white coffee mocha?

Dustyman: yes please! I love getting a slippery straw!

by bigjaydaddy May 5, 2020

Slippery Turtle

A Slipper Turtle is when a man is very bored with sex, and just wants to end it. The man will be looking for a way out, to end the sex and just get out of the situation. Keep in mind however, they must be performing anal sex with the girl. He will act as though he is close to a climax, and inside of ejaculation inside of her, he will urinate inside her anus. The phrase has to do with later in the day\evening when the female must perform a bowl movement. The urine will make the movement slippery, and the movement is referred to as a 'turtle'.

Man: Dude I gave Female a Slippery Turtle, she said it was the easiest turd she's ever passed.

by Burn Down Horizon. October 4, 2009

Slippery Richenbacher

(AKA Slick Rick for short)
When a female is giving you some top during the winter, and as winter is cold and flu season, she has the sniffles and sneezes on your dick, then proceeds to use the mucus from her sneeze as lubricant for anal

Dude, Amanda needs some Day-Quil, because last night she gave me the grossest Slippery Richenbacher

by Lilcooldude44 December 6, 2016

Slippery Mexican

This term is used similarly as calling "shotgun" to sit in the front passenger seat of a car. You can only call slippery Mexican once another person has already called shotgun (before you) and has justly reserved a front seat... Right as the person opens the front passenger side door to sit down, quickly and discreetly "slip" past them from the side and into the seat, all the while calling "Slippery Mexican". After your ass is firmly planted in shotgun you have won the spot fair and square. See "Border Patrol" in order to defend against this technique.

Friend: "Shotgun"
Me: "Damn, OK looks like i'm sitting in the back..."
*Waits for friend to open door*
Me: "Slippery Mexican"
*Slides past friend and sits in shotgun*
Friend: You're the worst kind of person.
*Friend sits in back with a look of disgust on his face for the duration of the car ride*

by Tmoney06789 August 7, 2014

Slippery Minnow

When you piss on a girls tits. Then after pissing on her tits, squeeze out a solid turd in between her tits. After shitting on her tits you squeeze her tits together and the turd pops out of her tits and hits her in the chin.

Dude last nite Elijah gave Dana the slippery minnow....she loved it so much she ate the turd.

by jaymcc November 3, 2008

The Slippery Clam

The slippery clam is the act of taking a big swig of cold water right before going down on your lady's parts, a guaranteed crowd pleaser! Warning: it gets very slippery.

I surprised my girlfriend with the slippery clam last night, she went bananas!

by Bennie Codgers April 19, 2011

Slippery Homos

A greek style chili dog.

I ate 25 slippery homos in a chili dog eating contest.

by Greasy Ricky February 24, 2008