skiptard

A dj that can't ever match beats correctly.

That skiptard tried to mix a jungle and a house record.

by stephanie ling esteban torres May 10, 2006

Scriptin'

Falseness in personality, words, or actions.

Nigga, why you scriptin'?

I thought we was chillin' tonight dawg, but I guess you feel like scriptin'?

by Collie Bear November 8, 2009

Skrints

Money, loose change or small increments of money

Dude, got 50 skrints?

I don't got enough skrints to get any snackages...

by Daniel Reeves March 9, 2008

Scriptedest

Scriptedest means it pretends to be unscripted and spontaneous but in fact it is totally fake and staged.

1)
MTV's Moving In is the scriptedest reality show ever.

2)
Dude on MTV: I am an ultimate fighter and I have arachnophobia.

MTV Viewer: No kidding.

Dude on MTV wakes up in the middle of the night, screams "there's a bug in my pants!", runs away in a direct line from the camera and jumps into a garden swimming pool.

MTV Viewer: Fuck, this is the scriptedest show ever!

by humdeedum January 20, 2011

Script kitten

A Little kid that thinks he can hack

Little kid: I'm going to hack your PSN account

Bob: you can't hack shit

Little kid: i swear I will shut your ass Down

Bob: do it
Five minutes later shit don't happen he is nothing but a Script kitten

by The nigger hung from a tree li April 30, 2015

Skripac

The Name's of all names.
The Alpha Taking over the Omega.
The Powerful master of the Dark Universe.

I need a Skripac in my life

by H@ackerBoy91 December 20, 2016

Script Kiddie

When someone on the internet Is a wannabe hacker who Clams to hack but uses written out programs like grabify That's able to get IP Address's

Script kiddie:I can boot you offline
Person:How? by using programs you script kiddie!
Script kiddie:

by DANK_WATERMELON_MEMES April 3, 2017