skeet hammer 

while ejaculating on your girlfriends face, you pound the sperm in with your penis.

After I banged my girl last night, I skeet hammered my cum all over her face.

skeet hammer by Eddiemagic September 19, 2009

Skeeter Dactyl 

A word my AP teacher is adamant he came up with to describe huge ass mosquitos but he then found out it was on UD and got really pissed during class

"A mosquito that is the size of a pterodactyl, a Skeeter Dactyl!"

Skeeter Dactyl by FireGenesis November 1, 2018

Sex Sheets 

A pair of sheets you specifically put on top of the bed prior to sex to avoid later sleeping in your own jizz. There are no specifications of sex sheets, though they mainly a light color to mask sex juice.

Also helps pass black light tests.

Hey What the Fuck, friends don't let friends sleep in other friends Jizz..... No worries, I had the sex sheets on first

Sex Sheets by Iwontblackout January 4, 2012

gay in the streets, straight in the sheets

A phenomena for whatever kind ofimage, that a man or woman appear in public to be gay, but are actually straight in their personal life. Is it to empathize with the oppressed? Or just to be the heppest "mui cool" person around. A sexual poser.

Sally- Kyle is such a fine lookin' man... too bad he's gay, sigh.

Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.

gay in the streets, straight in the sheets by Alpino July 20, 2010

South Philly Skeet Salad 

when a girl sticks lettuce in her asshole and the man rams it all the way in with his jizzy ranch covered boner. She shits it out and they Lady and the Tramp the salad.

I ran to the store to pick up lettuce and ranch for my fiance and my South Philly Skeet Salad.

South Philly Skeet Salad by vaginnles August 16, 2009

Skeeter Racked 

The act of quickly running up to an object, person, or place and skeeting on said object, person, or place.

Dude, I just skeeter racked your dog.

Skeeter Racked by Weeeelldone June 24, 2007

Skeet Tree 

A tree that blooms in the Spring and smells like semen. It can create a lingering smell for at least a block away from said tree.

Mark.. What is that awful smell?

Jane.. It's the skeet tree.

Skeet Tree by rinse wash repeat May 18, 2009