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skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.
Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(
by Ritch850 August 27, 2019
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Skeetered

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I'm so skeetered right now girl.
by Officall smurf May 17, 2018
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Skeeter eater

A slutty individual who consumes profuse amounts of semen...
Man, did you meet that chick at the party the other night? She went home with the whole crew, turned out to be a skeeter eater!
by Davidnumber7 September 25, 2023
mugGet the Skeeter eatermug.

Skeeter beater

A person that beats there meat to skeet while music is playing in background
by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018
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skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.
I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him
by jageerox September 12, 2015
mugGet the skeeteringmug.

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