A worthless poser who can't face the fact that she isn't PUNK. She's a fucking blonde bimbo who thinks she's punk by wearing dark clothing and colouring her hair.
by Kamziee December 22, 2004
Get the Ashlee Simpsonmug. A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.
Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)
by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006
Get the ashlee simpsonmug. an AWESOME guy, has 3 kids and a loving wife, Marge Simpson. He only has 2 hairs however and is also a big drunkee. Hes big and lovable and always gives us laughs.. He works in the powerplant of sringfeild for his evil//stupid boss, Mr. Burns. He is careless and downright stupid most of the time but always shows love for his family
by Angie Fu Fu November 15, 2004
Get the Homer Simpsonmug. When Ms. Johnson caught us smokin' that stuff I thought we was gonna get in trouble. When the principal said he'd let us go with a warning I felt like O.J. Simpson.
by stepyagameup September 5, 2006
Get the O.J. Simpsonmug. You know how the Simpsons have yellow skin color? This includes the dicks of the male characters, yellow colored, like bananas. So basically a simpson dick is a banana.
Brandon: Hey dude remember when we got stoned the other day?
Dally: Yea man we started to think about evolution, thought we were monkeys, and then stuffed ourselves with simpson dicks when the munchies hit us!
Dally: Yea man we started to think about evolution, thought we were monkeys, and then stuffed ourselves with simpson dicks when the munchies hit us!
by Bestial Invasion February 20, 2009
Get the Simpson Dickmug. by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003
Get the Marge Simpsonmug. An all American football hero who was lucky enough to get away with killing his wife and her friend.
Everyone knows he's guilty (especially white people) but black people like to pretend that he isn't.
Everyone knows he's guilty (especially white people) but black people like to pretend that he isn't.
by Nevz July 21, 2009
Get the O.J. Simpsonmug.