shit shingled

When fucking an unclean asshole, it is very possible to remove your dick, covered with your partners shit. This problem is best solved by wiping your partner's face with said shit covered member. Resulting in a dirty sanchez.

That fat bitch shit shingled me last night!

by Iva-Bigun September 5, 2005

Kraft Shingles

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.

We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.

by Wackattack. June 10, 2011

shing

1. The sound of a sword being drawn from its scabbard.
2. The polar opposite of "Shang".
3. An annoying bald person whom is immutably set in his ways.

When the enemy was upon him, he pulled his sword, "Ol Pointy" from it's sheath with a mighty "Shhhhhinng"!

That Shing is sure set in his ways.

by Bulbous September 16, 2005

Shling

The olympic sport of shoe-flinging. Works best with rubber flip flops or loose sneakers. There are 3 main categoroes for a Shling competition: Grace, Distance, and Height, with a bonus "creative" category.

Let's go play Shling on the hill! Oh crap! My shoe got caught in the tree!

by Poochyena 50HP August 17, 2007

Daylight Savings Time

Great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later.

Is it 6:00 or 7:00? Dammit, I'm going to be late for work because of daylight savings time again.

by ommonomaily August 6, 2012

Daylate savings time

When you set your clocks ahead ten minutes to trick yourself into being early for things.

All the clocks in our house observe daylate savings time so that we are not tardy for school.

by Mr. Lernon October 28, 2013

saving

1) The act of letting someone get away with more than they should.

2) Treating a hoe better than you should.

1) Girl 1: He lives with her paying no bills, cheats on her, and always likes but she's still with him.

Girl 2: You know she be saving him.

2) Guy 1: You know Jake fucked the girl he met at the club the first night. And then let her meet his mom?

Guy 2: He's always saving these hoes. He needs to get his shit together..

by BLMak September 21, 2013