To be Stale is to be in a Zen like state, for instance whilst having a hangover where the body is feeling sick, and the mind is not willing to do anything, hence zoning out, and being stale.
by Stoner422 January 8, 2009
Get the Stale mug.Shalev is either the name of a boy or a girl. When it's a boy he's a stud, and should not be considered your soul mate. But if it's a girl you've found a one in a million catch. Shalev is the summary of all things beautiful in a girl. She is funny, crazy, smokin hot, and unique. She may have a rough time with life but that's what makes her a stronger person. You won't find a Shalev anywhere, but EVERYWHERE! She can be the cool girl dancing up a storm at the night club, or the smart girl in criminology.You can't win an arguement with a Shalev, she will fight with justice! She has a unique fashion sense that will soon sweep the nation. Wearing one earing will be next on the top magazines. If you have a Shalev in your life don't let her go. She may seem like a tough unbreakable cookie, but on the inside she is softer then a pillow ad just needs love.
Example 1: "OMG! Did you see what Shalev's wearing?" "YEAH! I'm wearing it tomorrow!"
Example 2: "What did you learn today Shalev?" "Crime statistics attempt to provide statistical measures of the crime in societies. Given that crime is usually secretive by nature, measurements of it are likely to be inaccurate." "Yeah... okay.."
Example 2: "What did you learn today Shalev?" "Crime statistics attempt to provide statistical measures of the crime in societies. Given that crime is usually secretive by nature, measurements of it are likely to be inaccurate." "Yeah... okay.."
by bananasaurs-rex April 5, 2012
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Go jerk off stalefish!!!
Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
by Paul "Himself" August 10, 2006
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Person A: Hey, i think i know that girl
Person B: Yeah, thats Shaleel, she's pretty cool
Person B: I'm gonna go talk to her
Person A: You should, she'll make your day
:)
Person B: Yeah, thats Shaleel, she's pretty cool
Person B: I'm gonna go talk to her
Person A: You should, she'll make your day
:)
by Froggy13 October 6, 2012
Get the Shaleel mug.The opposite of fresh; Lacking freshness; Missing the certain freshness acquired by fresh clothes therefore being stale
Bob: "Man look at that guys kicks! They're so stale!"
Jim: "Yeah, they're not fresh at all"
Andy: "Man, you're so stale"
Larry: "Yeah I need to get some fresh new clothes..."
Jim: "Yeah, they're not fresh at all"
Andy: "Man, you're so stale"
Larry: "Yeah I need to get some fresh new clothes..."
by CS92 February 12, 2010
Get the Stale mug.Shalee is a word like the word "yo." It has a lot of meanings, like; "Peace, bye, a name for someone, hey."
by LazyBones 27 May 15, 2010
Get the Shalee mug.Ryan: Hey Jonny Boy, heard you porked that girl Charline, how was she?
Jon: Dude, girl's a total stalefish. Thought I was fucking a corpse.
Jon: Dude, girl's a total stalefish. Thought I was fucking a corpse.
by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010
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