Shoeaholic

Noun: One who covets shoes and who owns more than they can wear in.... ever.

Jenn is a shoeaholic. That bitch wore a new pair again!

"These shoes are $400. Let's get 'em!"

by Shoe Whore December 29, 2009

shoe game

all the shoes you own, your shoe wardrobe, used when comparing the type and amount of shoes you have against another person.

My shoe game is sick i got custom air max 95, jordans 8, brown clarks, construction tims, shell toe addias, durango boots, and some imported air force ones.

by bert b January 13, 2008

shoe dipping

a sexual act in which a woman inserts the heel of her stilettos repeatedly into a man's anus.

mmm girl... i'd just love to dip my shoe into that. Shoe dipping is HOT.

by asdlkjw December 1, 2011

Jamaican Gorilla Shoe

A Jamaican Gorilla Shoe is the result of someone expelling his/her fecal matter into an unsuspecting shoe. This being done,the person must carefully place marijuana on top of the excrement and must light it.

-Hey man, somebody left a fucking Jamaican Gorilla Shoe in the kitchen.
-No fucking way! I was planning on making some KD.
-Bummer.

by Marcus Petit-pied January 23, 2009

Greasy Shoebox

Sexual manuever involving a greased up foot or part of foot inserted into another consenting adult's anus.

Man. Tanya was nagging my ass off last night so I gave her the ol' greasy shoebox.

by GST12 March 12, 2008

shoe-cide

The act of throwing a shoe at someone out of disgust.

Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al Zeidi threw shoes at George Bush at a press conference, simultaneously committing almost certain shoe-cide and becoming hero and inspiration for millions.

by Pointer of the Obvious April 18, 2009

shoe whore

A person with a ton of shoes.

Hey, where did you guys come from?
Footlocker, Kate is such a shoe whore.

by downtownjelly October 10, 2006