Shareef

A totally hot guy who has no idea how how smokin' he is. To make things even worse, he's the smartest guy you've ever met but you don't even know it until you find out one day that he's got, like, five advanced degrees and is a published author. Yeah, you got it - he's completely modest too. Shareef is basically the guy everyone secretly wants to be.

Oh my god Mom I just met this guy last night - he could possibly be a Shareef.

by avocata February 15, 2010

screef

Accidentally hearing someone wrong by thinking they said one thing when they actually said another. Aural version of scrife.

Did you just say you ate a baby?" "Um...no, I said I HATED babies." "Oh, I totally screefed you. My bad.

by Strange Alice August 9, 2010

shneef

this term is most often used when your with a small group of friends in a large group of people. if u want to leave on the sly, u turn to your group and enquire if they would like to schneef. This allows you to leave any area of dull chat and poor bant quickly and without fuss. The expression goes with, and can, in extreme cases, be replaced by a hand signal- right hand chopping motion onto left inner elbow.

Mr X: shall we schneef?
Mr Y: affirmative
Mr Z: True.

by scot sec November 20, 2004

Shreeji

A person who doesn’t have a vertical over 40 inches

Bro I can’t even dunk yet, I feel like such a Shreeji

by Jeff Billings July 17, 2019

shree

a girl with one cheekbone extremely higher than the other.
She is beautiful...
in her own way.

"Shree, get chyo a$$ ovah hurrrr!"

by ooh dass niise/ February 7, 2008

sheef

when a girl queefs and a little shit comes out her pussy. its a deeper fart.

1. I get up out of bed, sheef on the floor, and wipe it up with my sheefing hairs.

2. Sally sheefed.

by ballsackfingerdildo October 18, 2010

sheef

When one shits at the same time as ripping a queef.

Fuck man, Rachel just sheefed all over Brad's carpet.

by semi-imbalanced triumphant May 20, 2005