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shats and gaggles

a fun way of saying shits and giggles which will add some humor into anything because its so random and awesome.
Megan: hurhurhur LILY IM BRINGING MY CAMERA ON MONDAAAY :DDDDD

Stephen: Dont let her take pictures of you! she said she will shik to them!

Lily: WE BETTER LOOK LIKE DELICIOUS DRAG QUEENS THEN. FOR SHATS AND GAGGLES.
by PromKingBch June 15, 2010
mugGet the shats and gagglesmug.

shat brack

Taking a raucous shit...an overly abrasive boom boom session. Usually happens after eating or drinking too much of one sketch product. Sometimes dairy products make one shat brack real hard.
Fuck dude, I just pounded mad swiss cake rolls and off brand american cheese singles-i'm gonna fuckin shat brack!

Last night I rocked 14 pints of Guinness and an industrial sized container of Crisco. Needless to say, I shat brack this morning mofucka!

Remember that time when Maurice got fired up on whiskey and shat brack in his pants?
by Kevin FitzGerald October 22, 2006
mugGet the shat brackmug.

Ball Shat

The dry shit on the back of ones ballsack, usually caused by wiping from back to front.
"When little Katie tripped, she smelled that old guy's ball shat."
by Detective Shitgrin McGee December 16, 2011
mugGet the Ball Shatmug.

Shat-Nav

Term given to all Satellite Navigation devices designed for driving.

They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.
Sat-Nav: "After 200 yards, turn right"

Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"
by borntoboogie July 5, 2009
mugGet the Shat-Navmug.

Shat out

The act of using facebook, twitter, or social media seen by others on a mobile device while sitting on the toilet. Typically done in a public restroom.
Also called twitter piddle, foursquirt,
I'd like to give a shat out to my buddy Alex! - from stall #2, men's room, Columbia Mall.
by mikebellman April 7, 2011
mugGet the Shat outmug.

cunt shat

1. a horrible smelling area.

2. dirreahea-like smell coming from the vaginal area, usually warm.

3. a person who is acting like a bitch/idiot.
It's hot as cunt shat in here.

It smells like cunt shat in her closet.
Could you quit being such a cunt shat?!
by Weezy's palace November 9, 2009
mugGet the cunt shatmug.

shat on a halibut

The fragrance of a person who smells so foul based on overabundance of cigarettes, perfume, lack of hygiene and shit. This aroma can only be described as a dead halibut rotting in the hot south Alabama sun that has been shat upon by a wino.
Damn, this elevator smells like ass. Someone must have shat on a halibut.
by Space Herpie October 15, 2008
mugGet the shat on a halibutmug.

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