A Fat Shat is piece of excrement that has built up so much pressure in its time in the small intestine that, on release, reaches a speed of over 35MPH. Fat Shats can often cause damage to the toilet, usually cracking the porcelain. Fat Shats are usually as large as a small football. It is common for Fat Shats to be released in someone's pants when they are hit by a strong force, hearing shocking news, or possibly just when one cannot possibly hold it in any longer
by Mikey Crease January 10, 2019
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They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.
They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.
Sat-Nav: "After 200 yards, turn right"
Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"
Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"
by borntoboogie July 5, 2009
Get the Shat-Nav mug.Taking a raucous shit...an overly abrasive boom boom session. Usually happens after eating or drinking too much of one sketch product. Sometimes dairy products make one shat brack real hard.
Fuck dude, I just pounded mad swiss cake rolls and off brand american cheese singles-i'm gonna fuckin shat brack!
Last night I rocked 14 pints of Guinness and an industrial sized container of Crisco. Needless to say, I shat brack this morning mofucka!
Remember that time when Maurice got fired up on whiskey and shat brack in his pants?
Last night I rocked 14 pints of Guinness and an industrial sized container of Crisco. Needless to say, I shat brack this morning mofucka!
Remember that time when Maurice got fired up on whiskey and shat brack in his pants?
by Kevin FitzGerald October 22, 2006
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Get the Ball Shat mug.The act of using facebook, twitter, or social media seen by others on a mobile device while sitting on the toilet. Typically done in a public restroom.
Also called twitter piddle, foursquirt,
Also called twitter piddle, foursquirt,
by mikebellman April 7, 2011
Get the Shat out mug.1. a horrible smelling area.
2. dirreahea-like smell coming from the vaginal area, usually warm.
3. a person who is acting like a bitch/idiot.
2. dirreahea-like smell coming from the vaginal area, usually warm.
3. a person who is acting like a bitch/idiot.
It's hot as cunt shat in here.
It smells like cunt shat in her closet.
Could you quit being such a cunt shat?!
It smells like cunt shat in her closet.
Could you quit being such a cunt shat?!
by Weezy's palace November 9, 2009
Get the cunt shat mug.The fragrance of a person who smells so foul based on overabundance of cigarettes, perfume, lack of hygiene and shit. This aroma can only be described as a dead halibut rotting in the hot south Alabama sun that has been shat upon by a wino.
by Space Herpie October 15, 2008
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