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senioritus

Senioritus is a medical condition experienced by all individuals between the ages 17 and 18. Around this time in the individual's maturing, they simply fuck their physics homework, and cross their fingers hoping graduation comes before their grades plummet.
Andrew was infected with senioritus shortly after winter break in the course of his senior year, and stopped showing up to class. He was quoted, "School is for squares!" Prior to infection, he had straight A's
by sir completely correct April 7, 2008
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Santorum

As defined by sex coulumnist Dan Savage, the mixture of lube and feces that is sometimes a side result of anal intercourse.

(From: Sen. Rick Sanctorum: R-Pensylvania)
Baby, we got santorum all over the sheets again....
by Tommy Humphreys May 31, 2005
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Warwick Senior High School

Hell is a place on earth, this is it.
"QUIT STABBING THE FISH IN THE FISH TANK." - Stirbs Science at Warwick Senior High School
by Ajish May 31, 2009
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senioritis

When you leave your backpack in your car trunk from 3pm - 8am.
I have senioritis; I didn't even need my backpack last night.
by asiu February 3, 2007
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Senioritus

Senioritis: (noun) A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.
Jim contracted Senioritus in the second semester of his senior year.
by Senior 11 April 9, 2011
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Santorum

The far-right, fanatically gay-bashing Republican senator from Pennsylvania who got his hateful little butt kicked by Democrat Bob Casey, Jr. on November 7, 2006, when Rick Santorum lost by a landslide.
The voters of Pennsylvania sent Rick Santorum to the unemployment line during the mid-term elections of 2006, but not before his name came to be defined as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex."
by Sir Bullwhip November 14, 2006
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santorumness

Adjective; Absolute, unimaginably appalling, jaw-dropping upper level assholery.
Tommy pretended to help the old lady who had fallen down, only to kick her in the guts instead. His santorumness knows no bounds.
by grittyreboot August 22, 2011
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