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soap scrambling 

1.The act of trying to scoop up your soap in the changing room / prison showers, as fast as possible, in order to avoid suprise sex or rape. Often the faster you scramble the more the soap slips away creating panic and more slipping until you gain a couple of inches. The act of being penetrated when soap scrambling creates more shock and panic for the victim.
1. Dude after football the other day i dropped the soap in the changing room showers and mattew owned me as i was soap scrambling.
soap scrambling by Dunzel October 19, 2006
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Scrambled Smegs 

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.
I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.
Scrambled Smegs by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

dick scrambler 

Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?

Fo'scrabble 

When the OGs gather to play official Scrabble.
K-dawg: "I'm gettin 24 fo "GEDDIT" on the Triple Word Score...BITCHEZ."

Fo'Kat: "...Fo'Scrabble."
Fo'scrabble by Fo'Kat January 7, 2012

Scrabble Smugness 

noun. A special state of smugness experienced by a Scrabble player who is either winning or has recently had a very high-scoring word on the board.

Unlike normal smugness, Scrabble Smugness is notoriously difficult to hide and even statements such as "I was lucky that time" or "It's just the tiles" will do nothing to reassure the opponent(s) that there is no smugness.

Typically Scrabble Smugness will manifest itself as a peculiar grin, and is accompanied by feelings of superiority and an over-estimation of one's intelligence. In many cases, Scrabble Smugness will induce feelings of Scrabble Rage in the opponent(s).
Player 1: Damn it, you're always winning.

Player 2: (modestly) I was just lucky that time. It's the tiles really...

Player 3: Like fuck it is. And don't pretend to be coy - you have the worst case of Scrabble Smugness ever.
Scrabble Smugness by Pseudocrat November 3, 2009

playing scrabble 

A "code" word used between guys to mean hooking up with a girl.
Guy 1: Hey, you down for working out at the gym tonight?

Guy2:Nah man, I'm playing scrabble with the girlfriend again.

Guy 1:Alright..
playing scrabble by scrabbleplayer69 February 27, 2010

Scrambling 

Not performing well in a particular task, getting beaten easily, very poorly done, struggling.
E.g. someone does something poorly: You're scrambling
Scrambling by SS-man December 25, 2007