Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC

Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.

by Miguel Sanchez July 6, 2003

Seattle Sounders FC

An Major League Soccer club from Seattle that has a incredibly ridiculous amount of fans (for an American soccer club), upwards of 35,000 a match. The original club formed in 1974 and they have been playing in MLS since 2009.

Eurosnob: No one watchs American ... pfft.... soccer HAH
Sounders FC fan: Have you seen Qwest Field during a Seattle Sounders FC match?

by jonnigga October 30, 2010

Bernie Sanders

prime meme material

person 1: "Hey man, did you see that new Bernie Sanders meme?"
person 2: "Idk there is too many to keep track of"

by fried.butter.on.a.stick January 29, 2021

Sanders

He is the definition of boring and always stays in his room and studies. He never has any fun and his parents don’t help with that. he’s very fast but that doesn’t help with the boring like life he has.

omg sanders is so boring we need to send him to an amusement park

by mel (a true legend) October 28, 2019

Double Sanders

A sexual in act in which both partners stick their thumbs up each other's asses while having sex

I met this hot girl last night and we did the double sanders

by El guapo pescado October 15, 2008

michael sanders

Bitch ass kid who's ugly as a horses ass and says horse shit to every word you say a horrible person and is a complete pervert and tries to sleep with your friends sister

Michael sanders is a bitch ass

by Michaels sanders bitchass January 14, 2015

Dirty Sanders

A Dirty Sanders is where you have titty sex with a woman only backwards such that your ass is in her face, sitting on it in fact if you do it right. When you are done, blow it on her chin to give her a goatee not unlike the late great Colonel Sanders himself.

I am a Sanders and my father (not the Colonel) coined this move with your mother. I gave it a name and added the finale, but can't take full credit.

I sat on her face, pressed her titties together, and gave her a good ol' fashioned Dirty Sanders.

by Just some Sanders February 20, 2009