sarcastic

No many people understand sarcastic people, because we are too smart to be understood. Oh, com'n be honest! But we really love you!!! We do, I'm not being sarcastic!

-Sarcastic: This website is so cool!
oops! :P

by MPCT May 4, 2006

text sarcasm

When someone doesn't specifically say they're being sarcastic, or use the **rolls eyes** joke while texting.

"Smooth lines there, no wonder the ladies flock."
"Was that text sarcasm?

"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"

"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."

by Ivonna Suckadick July 7, 2009

Dangerously sarcastic

adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.

Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!

by Gorillafaceoff April 24, 2011

sarcasmic

explosively sarcastic; generally denoting sarcasm that has been building and kept inside and is suddenly released in a shower of rudeness (sarcastic + orgasmic)

Steve couldn't hold it in anymore when Jessica kept talking about her new clothes...he was so sarcasmic she ran away crying.

by jeffpk April 28, 2006

sarcasm

The best language for someone who asks stupid questions, someone who states the obvious or generally, a dumbass

Dr. House speaks sarcasm

I speak two languages: english and sarcasm

by J'adore UD November 1, 2009

sarcasshole

A sarcastic asshole.

Man, that customer in the Apple Store was a real sarcasshole. He was really giving Nina a hard time.

by osirusr April 25, 2010

Noah's Arc

A girl who has had two of everything inside her.

Guy 1 "Damn dude that chick's a slut."
Guy 2 "Yep she's definitely Noah's Arc!"

by Jalapeno Rooster July 17, 2011