Back in the Saddle

When you are back to doing what you do best. Or, when you are back home from a long trip.

Timmy had been on the mend from a broken foot, but now that he's all better and playing ball again, he's <back in the saddle>.

Joey had been on a long business trip but now he's <back in the saddle>.

Back in the Saddle by Boogiebones March 5, 2009

Riding The Mud Saddle 

When explosive diarrhea hits without warning and at the most inopportune time and causes an individual to shit their pants (one must be wearing pants). The Mud Saddle is created when the loose stool flows from the anus and runs down the inside of each pant leg to approximately the knee or slightly above the knee level. The wet shit soaks through the pants 1/4 to 1/2 of the way around the front and back of each pant leg as well. This wet, brown mess is visible from the front and from the back and gives the appearance of a brown riding saddle. One is considered to be Riding the Mud Saddle until such time that they are able to reach a place of privacy to remove their pants, clean up and put on new apparel. Generally, pants that have had a Mud Saddle created on them are disposed of and are not reused.

Harvey left for his lunch hour and decided that some extra hot and spicy Thai food would be a good choice for lunch that day. While the food was great, it did not mix with Harvey and while walking back to the office, he suffered a biblical perportioned assplosion and ended up Riding The Mud Saddle all the way back to his desk to get his keys and back out of the office to get to his car. The Mud Saddle ride in teh car was a wet one all the way home. Harvey was the talk of the office for days.

Riding The Mud Saddle by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

country saddle 

The Country Saddle aka "Cuntry Saddle", refers to the male presence of BOTH a "Happy Trail" aka "Treasure Trail" (pubic hair extending to the navel) AND a "Bunny Tail" (pubic hair from the buttocks extending to the lower back).

I went to Nancy's party last weekend, and her older brother was there, and he got totally wasted...and then he pulled down his pants, and showed off his country saddle... among other things...giggle giggle.

mmmm mmmm mmmmh.

Joyce told him that his country saddle was nasty and that he should get it waxed, but I thought it looked really sexy on him.

country saddle by Richard Rosewater January 4, 2008

arabian saddle 

noun.
sexual position; in 69, the man is on top and as the woman is sucking his penis, his balls are resting in her eyesockets

usually done with a woman of a lower class or just ugly

1"Don't bat your eye lashes when you give me an arabian saddle. You know it tickles."

2"That fugly bitch is so desperate, she lets me have an arabian saddle every night."

arabian saddle by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009

paper saddle

The protective layer of toilet paper you encircle the toilet seat in any unsavory bogs

males saddles: have an additional layer at the front that protects old john boy from making any contact with the rim

make sure you use a paper saddle those toilets are shitsville !

paper saddle by chopmiester December 5, 2006

Panty Saddle

A maxi pad, especially one with wings.

If you're going to the store, would you pick me up some panty saddles?

Panty Saddle by spastastic March 23, 2011

Rag Saddle 

Describes a sanitary towel.

She is currently riding the rag saddle. - She is on her period.

Rag Saddle by Colonel Spicy Weiner September 6, 2013