Scroolling

Scroolling (over sthg.) When you're on a website or someone's social media and you can't stop scrolling and drooling over every single picture. Usually because you want everything you're seeing. Commonly happens when browsing the Instagram feed of a super cool clothing brand, or a model's Facebook page full of gorgeous selfies.

"Ugh, I can't stop scroolling over this girl's Instagram. Every pic is so. damn. lit."

"You're STILL scroolling that online shop?? Seriously?! Just buy something already!"

by shburns September 18, 2016

Sprouling

Delaying one's departure to a predetermined destination by just hanging out and milling about aimlessly.

"Stop Sprouling! Let's go!"
Are they Sprouling again?

by Sproulie July 24, 2017

Poo Stalling

Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.

Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.

by Schnazzle G October 10, 2016

Stroking

Fooling, or pranking; usually said out of disbelief. Slang originates in New Jersey and is commonly heard in surrounding areas.

Tyrone: Yo dawg! You should have come to the club tonight. D-Wayne and Trizzle got into a fist-fight.

Thelonius Jackson: No way! Are you stroking me right now?

Tyrone: No, I'm being completely serious. Trizzle is in the hospital.

Thelonius Jackson: Word.

by thewanderingjew22 August 16, 2011

Cross Topic Trolling

To start the same troll in different topics on a message board or Facebook group. (AKA CTT)

This Cross Topic Trolling has taken over the message board!

by Jhingha April 3, 2015

stroking out

Slowly giving up.

“Miles, are you stroking out?”

by Okay, December 9, 2018

Hard stroking

When you are grinding on your sex partner while your hard penis is inside their mouth or butthole or vagina stroking them or it can also be during a handjob when she grips your erect penis tighter and harder and continues to stroke your cock

Then she spit on my cock and griped my dick hard to and started hard stroking she said I want your cum load all over my face she opens her mouth and stuck her tounge out and dude I came all over her face

by Goozoozfrabaa September 1, 2019