stiff hard

someone who is legit and cool

bmar : yo stiff hard
me : yo whats up

by stiff hard December 28, 2008

Bored stiff

When a guy is so bored he starts talking to girls to fuck.

Jeff "Fuck dude i'm bored stiff!"
Amy"Awh yeah wanna come over?"

*Jeff goes to Amy's house and uses his stiffy on her*

by whambamthankyoumam.. February 26, 2011

Stiff Meat

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

by Matt January 20, 2004

stiff breeze

A shift in the wind so erotic it give you an intense but satisfying boner.

Wow, did you feel that "stiff breeze"? No, but you have an erection, stranger.

by ZaqpaZ March 29, 2017

going stiff

Something like the poop shuffle, going stiff is a tightening of all muscles in body to keep the shit held in your arse until you have reached the toilet, you can easily identify when someone is going stiff as they look like they are waddling very quickly while walking.

Hey Greg, what's wrong? Going stiff are you?

by Kristina Green April 26, 2008

stiff neck

What one gets when they take a viagra pill and it manages to get stuck in their throat.

skrew your wiener, i wanna make love to your stiff neck!!!

by Robdogbro July 11, 2008

Run-stiff

used to describe someone who is keen as/desperate or horny for sex so much they look like a naked man running with a hard on.

Also used to describe how much you want/wanted to have sex with a girl

haha you were so run-stiff over that girl on friday night you couldn't take your eyes off her!

yeah bro when I saw that bitch shaking dat ass she made me sooo run-stiff I just wanted to fuck her right then

dude I saw you talking to that girl it was so obvious you were running stiff for her

shit I'm feelin' run-stiff tonight bro lets go get some pussy!

by yo bama February 10, 2010