stiff walk

When a man's penis is hard and against his leg forcing him to walk akwardly with one straight leg

Man, Tina bent over in front of me and when I got up I had to stiff walk away

by L.Perkins December 3, 2007

stiff hard

someone who is legit and cool

bmar : yo stiff hard
me : yo whats up

by stiff hard December 27, 2008

Stiff Piston

An uncontrollable erection which lasts for a long period of time, despite attempts to flaccidate.

That girl kept staring at my Stiff Piston, it was so embarassing

by rangadale May 11, 2010

“Stiff dicks and airplanes”

Stiff dicks and airplanes

Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “

by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018

Stiff Meat

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

by Matt January 20, 2004

stiff breeze

A shift in the wind so erotic it give you an intense but satisfying boner.

Wow, did you feel that "stiff breeze"? No, but you have an erection, stranger.

by ZaqpaZ March 29, 2017

stiff neck

What one gets when they take a viagra pill and it manages to get stuck in their throat.

skrew your wiener, i wanna make love to your stiff neck!!!

by Robdogbro June 21, 2008