by Ben November 22, 2004
A Spunk Sponge is a predatory manwhore, most often found in clubs and bars and the end of the night. They prey on drunk, vulnerable men and particularly drunken soldiers. They’re always ugly and usually hideously fat, often with severely over-developed body hair. They seek and devour every single drop of man-fat possible, leaving their victims drained and weak. An attack by multiple Spunk Sponges (leading to a Jizz-Frenzy) can be fatal; with death caused by dehydration.
Q. "What happened to Dinger last night?"
A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
R. "Poor Cunt, he looks half dead."
A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
R. "Poor Cunt, he looks half dead."
by LEFTY478 October 24, 2008
When a person is farted on that person becomes the "fart sponge", and everyone is required to fart on that person until the day is over. The sponge can not be passed off unless while farting on the sponge said person sharts.
"I totally sponged Goldner last night, and I had some rank farts. He was the fart sponge all night."
by GFunkJimmy February 28, 2009
awesome nurse spends half an hour each day giving a sponge bath. Man I can wait to get sick again! They even feed you in bed.
by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006
If you were to you tell your friends about a party, then don't show up and say it's because the stars didn't align so you're feeling tired, then you could expect your friends to were Sponging-out
by NotSpong January 28, 2010
An awkward form of birth control that involves jamming a small, special sponge up your woman and leaving it there for several hours after sex.
by DrZedex February 18, 2014
by TreacleJC April 05, 2019