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Sorostitot

(Expanded definition) A girl going through rush who exhibits all the qualities of making a fine sorostitute. Usually travel in small groups, except when going to and from a rush event, where they can number in the hundredd. Large crowds of sorostitots are considered mildly dangerous, as for the probability of venereal diseases.
(this definition; orig. University of Alabama S.S. 2010)
A: "Look at that huge group of sorostitots crowding up the dining hall!"
B: "Oh man! Better not eat there for the next few days, lest we get some herpizza (herpes pizza)!"
by ChewbaccaUA September 16, 2010
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shortstealth

that boy has a shortstealth
by ideekay August 23, 2007
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top sort

Australian slang meaning an attractive person, or someone worth persuing a relationship with.
Can be used in reference to guys or girls, but more often is used when guys are talking about girls.
One bloke says "So the new girl started working in the office today."
The bloke he's talking to say "Oh yeah? Is she a top sort?"
by El Fuzzo September 21, 2005
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comfort shorts

A pair of comfortable cotton shorts, sometimes can be bought as part of a Comfort Set which includes comfort shorts and a t-shirt. Usually worn around the home but are suitable on a short trip to the corner store for bread and milk. Could also be worn to pick up takeaway on a Friday night.
"Man, what a day. Where the heck are my comfort shorts?"
"Hun you look hot in those comfort shorts but they're probably not the best thing to wear to the movies tonight"
by ninjamaster February 28, 2013
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doinger shorts

A long, loose fitting men's basketball-style short worn without any undergarment, as to allow male genitalia (aka "doinger") to swing freely from one side to another with visible results.
After I took a shower at the gym, I just threw on a pair of doinger shorts to grab a quick bite to eat.
by Bavarianbehr May 21, 2016
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Puto Shorts

Really short male shorts that fall above the knee. Typically have a slim fit.
Damn Michael, all you ever wear are those puto shorts from Target!
by doublechato July 27, 2016
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Nut shorts

The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.
Dear Diary,

I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.
by Energy 79 October 4, 2016
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