Soccer 

World's best sport on the planet which most americans are stupid prefering "football" over it when players run for 90 minutes and takes skill. Only Americans and Canadiens hate this sport and it is really called football. Football and Baseball players call this sport pussy when there is a difference soccer players do get more pussy.

Soccer player and "football" player are having an arguement about which sport is better when hot girl comes and choses soccer player over fagetass "football" player.

ex. Cristiano Ronaldo has gone out with more girls than Tony Romo and is going out with Paris Hilton

Soccer by metz43423 June 30, 2009

soccer 

A pussy ass sport. Only for European fags. Soccer players are the most woman like fags ever.

Smart American #1: Hey, look at those soccer players there.
Smart American #2: Yeah, I bet they're gay.
Smart American #1:Well, duh, they are soccer players.

soccer by BigMan April 7, 2005

soccer 

The best sport to ever be invented by man. Whats with that gay Rugby Runion shit? Honestly people get out there and play soccer, don't watch it. Playing soccer with your hands is fun have you any idea how many frees I can give away in one game? Nothing could get as exciting as that!

Only pissy poo heads that smell like bum play Rugby...Oi did you see that re that showed his package? I think that was the intention of the gay man tackling him.

soccer by Laura July 17, 2003

soccer 

a sport that should be called football in America because it makes more sense. but just because Americans changed the name doesnt mean they arent good. i got news for ya! WE are good!! Didnt you see how good America did in the Confederations Cup? if you didnt they almost beat Brazil... in the finals! the score was 3-2 Brazil!!!

Anyway.... football (soccer) involves 2 teams of 11 players kicking the ball around on the field passing around trying to score on the goal. Soccer is very competitive and physical.

American #1- dont you think soccer should really be named football like the rest of the world?

American #2- yes i agree the name for soccer in America is the only bad think about USA

soccer by ilovesocceritsmylifeandpassion April 18, 2010

Soccer 

(n) A game where not good enough actors play.

Friend: I am trying out for so-
Me: Soccer?
Friend: How did you know?
Me: You're a drama queen that's why!

Soccer by ThatOneGuyCris June 6, 2017

soccer 

the best game ever created in the history of the world

"Mate, how awesome is soccer ayee? Its the best game ever invented"
"What's soccer?"
"What are you, a douche?!?!!?"

soccer by rabbit cat lady November 2, 2009

soccer 

I’ve played soccer. And it has to be the most idiotic game ever. There is no contact whatsoever, and there are so many players on the field at one time that it is impossible to get a shot off.

Wow, how can Europe like this game?

soccer by Vic4 July 18, 2005