by SexyIndianGod7 November 8, 2022
Get the Simpmug. A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Thomas.
by im not a simp May 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. this bitch a simp ;)
by 5L_GliZzOcK November 3, 2020
Get the simpmug. A Simp is someone who is overly nice to women with the goal to get in a relationship with them even if it means ditching his best friends. They usually never get any women tho.
Dude 1:Jack won’t stop talking to the girls and he doesn’t hang out with the boys.
Dude 2: He is a simp
Dude 2: He is a simp
by Dog shampoo March 22, 2020
Get the Simpmug. simp contains the root words sissy and pimp. a simp is a dude who is a sissy pimp usually has a gf so in a sense is pimpin' but is a fuckin wuss becasue he is so sprung on some hoe hints the simp
by Dirty q April 12, 2005
Get the simpmug. 1) noun. A submissive male, particularly one consenting to being dominated.
2) noun. A bloated or fatty configuration of a female's labia majora (external vagina) presenting the appearance of Homer Simpson's mouth.
2) noun. A bloated or fatty configuration of a female's labia majora (external vagina) presenting the appearance of Homer Simpson's mouth.
1a) She walks all over the guy, a real simp.
1b) "Sure, I tongue her bottom hole; that's what we simps do."
1c) The simps shared mints in the parlor while their doms lit cigars on the porch.
2a) "Check out the size of her simp... a lad could get lost in there."
2b) From an early age, the twin girls exhibited prominent (and absolutely beautiful) simps.
2c) "I dare you, boy, let my simp get a grip on your magic twanger."
1b) "Sure, I tongue her bottom hole; that's what we simps do."
1c) The simps shared mints in the parlor while their doms lit cigars on the porch.
2a) "Check out the size of her simp... a lad could get lost in there."
2b) From an early age, the twin girls exhibited prominent (and absolutely beautiful) simps.
2c) "I dare you, boy, let my simp get a grip on your magic twanger."
by Fatlips February 14, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 1: HUMAN, INDIVIDUAL — a term used to describe one who's only actions are those to impress the opposite gender/sex
2 : a person who uses wealth and material goods to attract those of the opposite gender/sex
3: a clout-chaser with the intention of using newfound popularity to impress one of the opposite gender/sex
slang
Infinitive: to simp
Related words: Simping (the action of being a simp), Simped (the action of formerly simping), Thot (one that puts up with simps for the exploitation of material or physical promises)
2 : a person who uses wealth and material goods to attract those of the opposite gender/sex
3: a clout-chaser with the intention of using newfound popularity to impress one of the opposite gender/sex
slang
Infinitive: to simp
Related words: Simping (the action of being a simp), Simped (the action of formerly simping), Thot (one that puts up with simps for the exploitation of material or physical promises)
Jamall Dean Dean was simping on Sonia and Hanna, buying them donuts and chips and always bugging them.
by THEKEONI69 April 30, 2020
Get the Simpmug.