No Shave November

The month of November in which you don't shave any hair of your body but instead you grow more bestial, brutish, and manly.

The months of December, January, February, and so on follow and may also be included in this celebration of masculinity.

December = ("Don't Shave December")
January = ("Just Don't Shave January")
February = ("Forget to Shave February")
March = ("Masculine March")
April = ("Atrocious April")
May = ("Manly May")

My buddies and I all participated in No Shave November to raise awareness for the important and educational month of November. It is now a recognized national month that identifies the worth and meaning of celebrating masculinity.

by jpabaloni November 19, 2006

Quick Shave

Is a sexual act that involves a male with a female (or male) partner or multiple partners. The partner grabs the males penis ( or multiple peni) and proceeds to perform a shaving motion, quickly, on ones face, neck and head area (Similar to the Weedwhacker, which uses a circular motion) usually until ejaculation. The ejaculate helps to sooth the razor burn that accompanies the quick shave.

Helpful Male: "you look like shit dog! The gang shave is in an hour; you need a quick shave!"
Stubbly-Faced Man: "I just had one last night, but, okay! Let's try this again!"

Helpful Male unzips pants
Stubbly-Faced Male grabs penis and shaves vigorously
Stubbly-Faced Male: "All done. But I've got the razor burn!"

Helpful Male: "Here comes the goo!!! Ugh!"

by DismalPole852011 July 27, 2011

And that's when you shave your lama

Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.

Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.

by PreacheR-NZ November 14, 2015

No-shave November

The month of the year when one allows full facial hair to grow out. Very similar to Mustache March however much more grand in scheme.

Bob: I like the facial hair

Jimmy: Yes it is No-shave November

by TDM Autosales February 23, 2010

shit shower shave and shampoo

getting yourself ready to go out.

lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?

by blommy May 22, 2005

late shave

When a man is running unusually late in the morning and shaves only below his jaw line, thus giving the appearance that he is beginning to grow a beard when he actually is not.

Co-worker: "Mornin' Tim, say...are you starting a beard?"

Tim: "Naw, just a late shave."

by 3D July 20, 2008

shit shave jerker

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

by Mursinator March 11, 2009