Ball Shat

The dry shit on the back of ones ballsack, usually caused by wiping from back to front.

"When little Katie tripped, she smelled that old guy's ball shat."

by Detective Shitgrin McGee December 16, 2011

Shat out

The act of using facebook, twitter, or social media seen by others on a mobile device while sitting on the toilet. Typically done in a public restroom.
Also called twitter piddle, foursquirt,

I'd like to give a shat out to my buddy Alex! - from stall #2, men's room, Columbia Mall.

by mikebellman April 7, 2011

cunt shat

1. a horrible smelling area.

2. dirreahea-like smell coming from the vaginal area, usually warm.

3. a person who is acting like a bitch/idiot.

It's hot as cunt shat in here.

It smells like cunt shat in her closet.
Could you quit being such a cunt shat?!

by Weezy's palace November 9, 2009

shat on a halibut

The fragrance of a person who smells so foul based on overabundance of cigarettes, perfume, lack of hygiene and shit. This aroma can only be described as a dead halibut rotting in the hot south Alabama sun that has been shat upon by a wino.

Damn, this elevator smells like ass. Someone must have shat on a halibut.

by Space Herpie October 15, 2008

shatness majoralis

a fancy way of saying "oh shit" can be used when realising you've forgotten something or screwed up.

oh shatness majoralis I forgot to wear underwear today

by Emily Maddocks September 3, 2007

Shat Blast

When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.

Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.

"omg somebody totally shat blasted my toilet"

by aentreri June 29, 2009

shat yourself

When you take a shit in your pants.

You just shat yourself and its rolling down your leg anal.

by coolshitdublin2013 November 14, 2013