"we should still be friends"

The most horrible words a male could hear when asking-out or breaking up with a female.

1)What girl says:I don't want to go out with you, but "we should still be friends"
What guy hears:I would rather torture you with the thought of going out with me and watch you writhe in anguish, because it makes me feel good about myself.
2)Girl:We shouldn't go out anymore,but "we should still be friends".
Guy:If we're still gonna be friends why the hell did we go out in the first place?

by Hartainian scribe August 4, 2007

Shoulder

A widely used phrase in Ireland, given to a 350ml bottle of alcoholic spirits. Most commonly vodka or whiskey....Known to be a powerful instrument in tackling the problem of sobriety

"I might buy a few beers for the party"

"Stop being a bitch and get a shoulder"

by Dick Steel April 9, 2008

sepulchritude

The ultimate attack, usually stopped by an narrative force.

PS: Sepulchritude!
Narrator: No, wait, you can't use that yet!

by Fish Ion March 11, 2009

Shoulder Dancing

Rhythmic movement from only the shoulders up, including swaying, popping, and bouncing. Often done while seated.

She got so excited when her song came on that she started shoulder dancing.

by CDenk May 27, 2018

we should do something sometime

Common expression used when faced with once friends or with someone you just used for something and feel like you need to make it up to them by hanging out or doing something with them sometime. In reality, this 'something' will most likely not happen anytime.

Oh wow! I haven't seen you in a while. How are you? GOOD! well, I gotta go, but we should do something sometime! can't forget the *wince* Call me!

by Madison April 20, 2004

[chip on your shoulder]

A metaphor for being pissed off. Meaning one is angry or holding a grudge over something.

"Why are you so mad? You got a chip on your shoulder?"

by 3AGLE 3YE! November 14, 2015

sekoul

The koulest guy you'll ever meet.
He's so great
And so fucking halarious.
+ You could say he's kinda seksy :)

Me and Sekoul are married
And were guna have kids
And the first ones guna be called Penis Machete
Machete isn't either of our last names
I just thought it was sexy.
Okay I'm done.

by YOUKNOWWHOTHISISSEKOUL! December 14, 2008