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Sceneglish

Launguage spoken by scene kids with tight purple/neon/pink/yellow colored pants, "hardcore" shirts with Suicide Silence, Whitechapel, Miss May I, Attack Attack logos on them, as well as v-necks for those extra super "HXC" kids, and hair parted while covering only one eye, that's usually dyed black, has highlights, or has fake extensions(which are also dyed black or have highlights)
SCENEGLISH:

"h4rdc0r3 f0r lyf3"

"br33 br33"

"kthanxbi"

"br00t4l"
by Danny1823 April 5, 2010
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Scenarioism

(ubiquinoun) A philosophy based on the scenario. Main ideas:

- Everything thing is a scenario, from having beers to your mates, to atoms bonding at a molecular level.
- Context is everything.
- The scenario complex: the word scenario encapsulates and can refer to everything, so in a way it means nothing; is redundant.
- Ubiquinoun; a noun that encapsulates all things.
- Evaluating the scenario: social bounds, moods and context.
- Scenario performance: working a room, diffusing the awkward scenario, etiquette.
- Sermonale: a scenario revolving around beers.
- Caesarianism: becoming the king of the scenario, feeling so powerful that you are akin to Julius Caesar.
- Language, Latin.

Recent development - the Beatles as the musical counterpart of the scenarioism philosophy, a song to fit any scenario.
I've been studying scenarioism for years, and still can't seem to find the secrets to optimal perormance in a scenario.
Scenarioism has shown me how to appreciate the intricate workings of the scenario.
by UbiquitousLatin September 24, 2019
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beat scene

used when describing a person, place or situation that is beat.

BEAT (situation), as in lame, boring, stupid, not fun, sucks
or
BEAT (person), as in whore, slut, undesirable company, someone who continually sucks at life in general, etc.
or
BEAT (place), as in overcrowded bars/clubs, places where undesirables hang out/solicit, places that people have generally below average IQs, parties that suck where people are being obnoxious, fighting, yelling, or all of the above(s).

BEAT SCENE can denote either a person, place or situation. see below.
BEAT SCENE situation:

Greg: Man, today at work I had to deal with all of these trons. What a beat scene.

BEAT SCENE person:

Nico: I hate going out to stupid bars in south side, they're always full of beat scenes.

BEAT SCENE place:

Greg: Let's go to Primanti's to watch the game tonight.
Nico: Fuck that, it's such a beat scene
by n1c0 January 18, 2009
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Soup-Scened

A scene on a television show that is so obtuse that there is no doubt that it will be viewed on The Soup.
"I guarantee you the guy that self-fellates himself on The Real Housewives of Atlanta will totally be Soup-Scened!"
by PsimonSez December 3, 2011
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Queen Scene

A lively and flamboyant display of attitude or anger caused by a perceived injustice.
Giorgio: Uniqlo was out of small sized tops.

Marcel: Did she flip out?

Giorgio: She threw a total queen scene and left.
by Riot Gorl November 9, 2012
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boot scene

A scene in a book, show or movie where sex is merely hinted at. Often begins with kissing then skips to getting dressed. Comes from how Captain Kirk from Star Trek was often shown putting his boots back on after his conquests.
"When my favorite characters started kissing I was hoping for some hot fan service, but then it skipped to the dude sneaking out after. Stupid boot scene!"

"I thought I had to cover my lil bros eyes when they went to the bedroom, but it was just a boot scene."
by FabledDragons February 9, 2014
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a on the scantron

Converse of "b on the Scantron". True. Factual.
If that damn cat keeps crapping on my lawn, I'm going to chase it with a lawnmower. Fuckin'a on the scantron, man. For real.
by JPMIV May 12, 2008
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