Sándor Kocsis

The greatest and most complete footballer. No flaws to in his football ability

Pessi? Penaldo? I only know the goat Sándor Kocsis

by P9Futebol March 8, 2023

textual sensory perception

The tendency to take your cell phone out of your pocket just as you are about to receive a text.

Hey, I don't have any mess-- Woah, I just got a text from Craig! I have textual sensory perception, man.

by Nuju September 15, 2010

Kaitlyn Sandor

A giant nerd. They will try to deny that they are a nerd, but nobody believes them. Because it's not true. Someone that smart with such nerdy glasses should be able to tell that they are a nerd. Likes: J J the Jet Plane, Apple Pi, coding, and pretending that they're not a nerd.

Kaitlyn Sandor hopelessly tried to convince them that she was not a nerd. They all laughed at her.

by ActuallyImSatan February 21, 2017

sanford

The gayest town in all of colorado, maybe even the planet. It's filled of racist hicks and mormon girls who preach to "keep it in their pants," but all of us know that they fuck everyone that's closer than a third cousin. The population would not survive without tractors and Joseph Smith. As well as the absence of african americans, there is not a single sidewalk for the fanny bandit missionary coupes to ride their oversized bikes on, and might I mention there are a lot of those couples.

1"Look at that sanford girl."
2"I heard she got knocked up by her cousin,"
1"I'd still bang her"

by asrsdfdsfasd October 17, 2009

sensory

To see fucking everything

Trevor has sensory powers

by T-mister January 31, 2019

Rick Santorum

One who is extremely strange, eccentric, fantastic, weird, or insane. See also kook, fruitcake, crackpot, nutcase or screwball.

I thought John was a kook, but that guy is a real Rick Santorum.

by Ploxhoi January 1, 2012

Santorum surge

1. The sudden rise in popularity of presidential candidate Richard "Rick" Santorum immediately preceding the 2012 Iowa caucus, and his surprisingly impressive performance in the caucus.

2. The sudden expulsion of a frothy emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum"), often caused by overstimulation of the anal sphincter.

TV Anchor: "The Santorum surge is largely attributable to social conservatives, especially white evangelical Christians."

Viewer (in disgust): "I'll show you a Santorum surge!"

by Benjamin Waugh January 6, 2012