fighter's flu

When a person claims to be a fighter and also that he or she is thinking about participating in a fighting sport, for example a jiu-jitsu tournament or a boxing match, but on the day of the event doesn't show.

Bob- "Where's Mike, he said he was thinking about competing."

John- "That's what he said last time. He always gets the fighter's flu and doesn't show."

by Bob's Chophouse July 26, 2009

writer's flood

The opposite of writer's block, but just as debilitating. Writer's flood is when an unfocused, uncontrollable deluge of ideas come to mind, leaving the writer with way too much information to digest. Most of the time, the ideas that spring forth are completely incompatible with the current topic (e.g. robot ideas when the book takes place in Victorian England or recipes when writing an IT manual). The end result is the same as writer's block: an inability to create a functional work.

I started my college thesis yesterday, but I had a writer's flood of cyberpunk plot seeds. I'm still on page one.

by AlexTwentyTwo August 31, 2011

oikawa’s flat ass

oikawa’s flat ass. it’s ridiculous.

person 1: omfg look at oikawa’s flat ass
person 2: what a loser

by shobiostars October 5, 2021

Schrödinger’s Flirt

A Flirtation so outrageous that it simultaneously exists, and does not exist. Where the observer ultimately determines the existence or non existence of flirtation by the act of observing it, either as:

A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)

B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)

Flirt: “I’m gonna use Schrödinger’s flirt and ask this dude if he wants to butt luge and make out. Depending how he takes it, I’m either hilarious and whacky, or getting Disaronno eaten out of my ass. It’s a win either way”

Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up”

by Mz.Marz May 28, 2022

Dead Man's Float

Floating face down in water, making it difficult to breathe

The Coast Guard pulled a body out of the water that was doing the dead man's float

by x11198109v0 October 3, 2014

Satan's flute

The instrument otherwise known as a recorder.

I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.

by Sunblazer5 April 6, 2019

Man's Flick

To flick a coin, calling heads or tails, in order to decide who should do an undesirable job,chore, or task.

John: Who's going to clean the shithouse?
Bob: Not me.
Craig: Not me.
Steve: I'll man's flick you for it.
John: Seen

by jackm77 March 4, 2009