the ugliest bitches you will ever meet. they don’t like talking to people they don’t like. cough* jop *cough. fuck they just are annoying together. And only sleep and eat food.
by fuckthe12 November 23, 2021
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by fuckthe12 November 23, 2021
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Joe: Hey man, stop stealing my fucking beer, you piece of shit mooch . I'll rape your mother if you do.
Walter: Fuck you man, I'll do whatever I feel is neccessary. You can suck on my huge scrotum.
Joe: You're such a fucking Ryley man. Get your goddam clitoris out of your ass and give me my Guinness back you motherfucker.
Walter: Fuck you man, I'll do whatever I feel is neccessary. You can suck on my huge scrotum.
Joe: You're such a fucking Ryley man. Get your goddam clitoris out of your ass and give me my Guinness back you motherfucker.
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