Clear Russian

A drink for broke alcoholics who can't take shots. Like me.
One part vodka, one part tap water.

-The only thing in my fridge was yellow mustard and re-fried beans so I was forced to default to drinking Clear Russians all night.

by sausagelord November 2, 2014

Russian Flush

Taking a rather large turd and leaving it in the toilet for someone unsuspecting to find because you forgot to flush.

Who left the "russian flush" in the toilet.....Makenna........

by Wittyunprdctbletalnt&natrlgame January 13, 2020

Russian Shocker

When one puts 5 up the pink, 5 up the stink of a girl at the same time. Preferably suddenly. The term originated from Russian "strip searches" of political/criminal enemies.

Person 1: "OMG. Did you see her face when he did a Russian Shocker to her?"
Person 2: "Yes. She looked like she was in pain."
Person 3: "Yeah, but she enjoyed it..."

by Edgar Sanderson October 15, 2009

Russian Shotgun

The average Russian man's penis, which is the best penis a woman can experience, but can also be a reference to the average Russian shotgun, which has six barrels.

Jessie: "Oh my god, Randy gave me his Russian Shotgun last night!"
Tina: "Damn girl, you got some? I'm so jealous!"

by preventablediseases October 29, 2017

Russian hockey

Another term for the sport of bandy.

In Russia, bandy is often reffered to as Russian hockey.

by EliasG December 15, 2022

Russian lollipop

Where you stick Skittles in a girls pussy and u try and lick them out

Yo step sis u wana try Russian lollipop

by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019

Russian Cocktail

A mix of heavily alcoholic vodka, semen, and blood, drinken with Soviet pride.

"Waiter, I'd like a Russian Cocktail."

"Drinking this Russian Cocktail would make Putin proud."

by antiari January 6, 2014