religious journey

A trip to the lavatory for various excretory purposes. Used as an explanation as to why you are leaving for a short while, without being explicit about it. May be abbreviated to "rj" when expressed over an instant messenger.

Excuse me for a minute, I have to go take a religious journey.

by Cicada M. January 20, 2009

religious burn

(1) slang: to disrespect someone (to diss)with a spiritual twist; to make fun of someone using religion or religious person(s)
(2) Creating of the ashes from palm frawns
(3) Smoking of marijuana or tobacco at specific time and place and savoring the experience.

If your friend says she hasn't been to church in a long time and is thinking about going back. You would say, "Did Jesus just think about dying for your sins?"

Dude that guy just took a smoke break and the way he savored that deathstick, it was a religious burn.

by HarveyB November 16, 2007

religioustitious

A person that is both religious and superstitious.

Joe prayed to God for two minutes that the black cat wouldn't cross his path... he must be very religioustitious.

by Tyler643 October 5, 2013

religious ferver

Great intensity of feeling or belief in a religion.

meeting people with a religious ferver is overwhelming.

by Shotgunkelly May 20, 2014

religious denial

when a person doesn't have sex or masturbate during a certain part of the year for religious/moral reasons

Lent is about religious denial

by Sexydimma March 13, 2015

religious hypocrite

A Religious Hypocrite is an Athian that tells christians that their isn't any god, yet they believe in him them-selves.

Athian: God doesn't exist!
Atheist: Yeah! God sucks.
Athian: Don't be so mean, god is all loving..
Atheist: *confused*
Atheist: Dude, that's being a religious hypocrite.

by Pseudonym Of The Dictionary May 14, 2015

religious denial

When a person doesn' have sex or masturbate during a certain time of year for religious/ moral purposes

Things like Lent and 10 Days of Repentance, possibly even Ramadan. are supposed to be for religious denial.

by Sexydimma May 6, 2016