a 17/18cm rubber chicken that can be bought in many places that when you squease will look like its laying a see through rubber liquid filled egg with yolk
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if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light
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if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light
dude i jacked off with one of those Egglaying Rubber Chickens with the egg taken out last night then i came in it it felt soo awesome
by JackHornThorpe May 1, 2008
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Drake: ur mom gay
Kanye: Boi imma just skip this whole thing and end u right now.
Drake: wait no
Kanye: Ur rubber ducky give sucky
*Drake fades from existence while screaming in agony to a hell where ocean man and all star constantly play in a horrible voice*
Kanye: Boi imma just skip this whole thing and end u right now.
Drake: wait no
Kanye: Ur rubber ducky give sucky
*Drake fades from existence while screaming in agony to a hell where ocean man and all star constantly play in a horrible voice*
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The ring that is embedded on your wallet from having a condom in there for a period of more than 6 months.
This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.
This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.
This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.
This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.
My mom still does my laundry. I had to quickly get my wallet out of my pants before she saw the Ring around the Rubber.
by jaymax45 January 15, 2011
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by Rae* October 10, 2005
Get the rubber johnny mug.Rubber-time is the English translation of the Indonesian phrase 'Jam Karet'. It literally translates as a period of time which is made of rubber or elastic. There is a general acceptance that people will be late. Someone does not appear on time, or is late - shoulders are shrugged. "Oh well, it's rubber time."
Don't expect her to show up at 7:00. She's on rubber-time
Sorry for keeping you waiting. You understand rubber-time, don't you?
Sorry for keeping you waiting. You understand rubber-time, don't you?
by Duplez March 9, 2017
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by Onislize May 15, 2005
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