The act of watching a 'big boob orgy starring Kim Kardashian' while playing FIFA as an unknown male shoves a vibrator down one's penis.
by Ready Rodela April 17, 2009
by Rozza Gooner April 15, 2020
A nigga that stays swagged the fuck out and never gets caught up in his web of girls but even if he did they'd all be friends and things would continue to go as they have for 17 years which always ends in Ruben's dick getting wet
by notRuben2323 June 12, 2011
by Rubens Henderson March 21, 2007
A puerto rican who happens to consist of layered meat, sauerkraut and Swiss cheese, with a dressing. These are grilled between slices of rye bread. The meat is either corned beef or pastrami, and the dressing is either Russian or Thousand Island dressing.
by Salt n Pepper September 23, 2011
Zachary ruben is when you get a dildo and suck it like its your ex boyfriends cock,
Or it is a kid who is gay and is very hated because no one likes him and he is gay and no one likes gays because they are gay Zach is also a head method when you pretend you are sucking a she male penis and enjoy it while licking their vagina at the same time.
Or it is a kid who is gay and is very hated because no one likes him and he is gay and no one likes gays because they are gay Zach is also a head method when you pretend you are sucking a she male penis and enjoy it while licking their vagina at the same time.
" Hey u know Zach yeah, 'you want some', NO! I mean that gay kid no one likes cause he is gay and queer",\
you know Zachary Ruben.
give head to a she male while licking her vagina
you know Zachary Ruben.
give head to a she male while licking her vagina
by Kidboyjcshklbjkl November 09, 2018
"Man, there were some Salty Rubens there tonight"
"So then he started acting like a Salty Ruben when I brought up the latest rally"
"Check out this forum post... What a Salty Ruben!"
"So then he started acting like a Salty Ruben when I brought up the latest rally"
"Check out this forum post... What a Salty Ruben!"
by BTCOMG June 07, 2017