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JK Rowling!

A phrase used when you wish to trick another into believing that someone (fictional or otherwise) is dead, when they really are not. Derived from the conclusion of Harry Potter's 7th installment, in which the author declares in so many words,

"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!

...jk I fooled ya'all :)"
Tom: Dude last night your mom had a stroke after I was through with her.
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!
by Tomi the Heffa June 23, 2010
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JK Rowling

1. A genius

2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.

3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.
1. JK Rowling is a genius!

2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*

3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!
by SongGirl August 28, 2013
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I'll Rovince you afterwards.

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Rowing the Motorboat

A behavior involving

a. 1 male and 1 female
b. 1 male and 1 female

or
c. 1 male and 1 female.

This biological process occurs when a a person of the female sex is sitting on your lap and her boobs are pressed into your face. As you motorboat her boobs, your hands are thrust in a symmetrical fashion, extending from the center of your chest to the outside. This is similar to rowing a boat. As you are rowing the boat, the female is sitting on top of your lap, grinding on your privates.
Friend 1: damn bro did you hear about je'marcus
Friend 2: yeah I heard he broke his hands trying to row the fat chick from apartment 1-a
Friend 1:yeah he was rowing the motorboat
by tahck May 28, 2014
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rowlinged

To have your argument destroyed so completely that everyone who sees it is embarrassed for you.

Derived from Joanne (J.K.) Rowling's tendency to do this to trolls on Twitter.
1.
"Hey great presentation on bats...only-"
"What?"
"Bats aren't bugs."
"I just Rowlinged myself didn't I?"

2. Internet Person: "Thank you so much for writing Harry Potter. I wonder why you said that Dumbledore is gay because I can't see him that way.

J.K. Rowling: "Maybe because gay people look just like...people?"

Me: "Oh! Rowlinged!"
by flashwildecard April 1, 2016
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